Why didn’t he stumble upon the letter before? Why didn’t he eavesdrop before?ĩ. After calling Khirad every ugly name in the book, all it took to turn her into a ‘ bakirdaar aurat’ in Asher’s opinion once again, was one hell of a persuasive letter and some eavesdropping. Fareeda Aunty’s impossible challenge: “ Agar tum meri zindagi mein sabit kerdo, yeh bacha meray Asher ka hay, tou tum jeetein mein haari.” Hello, DNA testing anyone? You know that thing called science, which figures it all out, how about we use that right about now?Ĩ. Couldn’t she just have moved on? Like, really, he’s cute and all but really? Suicide? It’s not like hell will be filled with Asher lookalikes!ħ. Wafaat hogaye, death hogaye, iss duniya se chali gaye, but NOT marr gaye!Ħ. Fareeda Aunty: “Sara ‘ MARR’ gaye.” For god’s sake, I wouldn’t say that even about my pet gerbil. Repeat 500 times until you want to say: “Haan thaa humsafar, but he turned out to be a wimpy loser tied to his mother’s apron strings, so stop rubbing it in QB.”ĥ. WOoooooooooooh HUmsaaaaaaaaaaafar thaaaaaaaaaaaaa. If your daughter’s back to normal after heart surgery and you know your in-laws are direct descendants of the devil himself, you’re going to take her to a better place … NOT decide to leave her with them forever and ever. Instead, to the dismay of millions of Pakistani girls, he gives her a hug and a kiss!ģ. Despite all that mother dearest did - from ruining her son’s marriage to indirectly killing a girl - he STILL does not kick her to the curb. After all, all it takes is calling someone you despise a ‘pari’ and acting a bit ditzy.Ģ.
I’m so totally going to do that the next time I’m in trouble. Just when she was about to be held responsible, maybe even punished a bit, she decided to fake the ‘crazy eyes’ for us all. The perfect timing of Fareeda Aunty’s mental breakdown.
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